This isn’t your garden-variety gnome. Creepy, chaotic, and full of DAHPHUQ energy, our Gnome 1 Tee turns the classic fairytale figure into a streetwear menace. Printed big on the back, this wide-eyed gnome looks like he crawled straight out of your nightmares (or your neighbor’s flowerbed) just to make you say… DAHPHUQ. Perfect for anyone who likes their humor twisted and their style unapologetic.
• Premium cotton for all-day comfort
• Bold back print design for max impact
• Unisex fit—rock it your way
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
