Step into chaos, vintage-style.
The DAHPHUQ IN Retro – Panic Wash Tee kicks off our Retro Panic Collection, blending ‘50s/‘60s pulp-comic drama with DAHPHUQ’s unapologetic punchline energy. Featuring a clean chest hit on the front and a full back illustration of pure retro panic — think busted washers, soap floods, wide-eyed disbelief, and that one word that says it all: DAHPHUQ?!
• Premium Bella+Canvas tee for comfort and durability
• Vintage-inspired print with a distressed comic-book frame
• Designed for collectors who live loud, laugh harder, and never blend in
• Unisex fit — made for every style
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
